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A Good George Bush Joke

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Barmy Army, Nov 9, 2004.

  1. Barmy Army

    Barmy Army Simple mind, simple pleasures... Adored Veteran

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    George Bush and Dick Cheney are enjoying a celebration lunch at a fancy
    Washington restaurant. Their waitress approaches their table to take their
    order; she is young and very attractive.

    She asks Cheney what he wants, and he replies, "I'll have the heart-healthy
    salad."

    "Very good, sir," she replies, and turning to Bush she asks, "And what do
    you want, Mr. President?"

    Bush answers, "How about a quickie?"

    Taken aback, the waitress slaps him and says, "I'm shocked and disappointed
    in you. I thought you were committed to high principles and morality. I'm
    sorry I voted for you." With that, the waitress departed in a huff.

    Cheney leans over to Bush, and says, "Mr. President, I believe that's
    pronounced 'quiche'"
     
    Barmy Army, Nov 9, 2004
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    :lol: at the Heart-healthy salad.
     
    Rednik, Nov 9, 2004
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    :lol: at the punchline.
     
    Mystra's Chosen, Nov 10, 2004
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  4. Shalladeth Is it ignorance or apathy? I don't know and I don'

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    Even funnier if you picture this as part of one of Will Farrell's SNL parodies of Bush.
     
    Shalladeth, Nov 10, 2004
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    Verry funny! :D LOL
     
    SleepleSS, Nov 10, 2004
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    I remember bush once saying "We'll teach the French the meaing of Entrepreneu"
     
    Cúchulainn, Nov 10, 2004
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  7. Taluntain

    Taluntain Resident Alpha and Omega Staff Member ★ SPS Account Holder Resourceful Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) BoM XenForo Migration Contributor [2015] (for helping support the migration to new forum software!)

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    [​IMG] Ok, we really don't need a new thread for every new joke, so I'm making an entire thread which will be just jokes, so post there in the future please.
     
    Taluntain, Nov 10, 2004
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  8. Kitrax

    Kitrax Pantaloons are supposed to go where!?!?

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    Tal, you should make it a sticky thread...same with the RB thread. :rolling:
     
    Kitrax, Nov 10, 2004
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  9. Taluntain

    Taluntain Resident Alpha and Omega Staff Member ★ SPS Account Holder Resourceful Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) BoM XenForo Migration Contributor [2015] (for helping support the migration to new forum software!)

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    As long as they stay on top all the time, there's really no need for that.
     
    Taluntain, Nov 11, 2004
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