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I Have a Major Problem, please Help me And Reply Now!

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by KATIE_STILWELL_IS_HOT, Feb 4, 2002.

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  1. KATIE_STILWELL_IS_HOT Guest

    Remove all ads!
    [​IMG] Right, here goes,

    -I fancy Katie Stilwell
    -She is SOOO gorgeous
    -I sent her an anonymous email sayin how much i loved her
    -I dont know whether or not to tell her who I am
    -I dont have the balls to say nething in front of her frieds


    THERE WE GO

    NOW REPLY ASAP!!!!!!!!!


    A VERY VERY worried ???? ????? ??????
     
    KATIE_STILWELL_IS_HOT, Feb 4, 2002
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  2. Darien Noella Gems: 16/31
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    You're rude. Write to Dear Abby.

    There you go.
     
    Darien Noella, Feb 4, 2002
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    go out to a basball field and find some, do not, I repeat, DO NOT tell her you sent the anonymous e-mail. if you do you will have fucked yourself. Balls are what you need lil dude.letters and shit just don't cut it. TALK TO HER!!

    Later,
    Mack Master Assassin

    [This message has been edited by Shadow Assassin (edited February 04, 2002).]
     
    Shadow Assassin, Feb 4, 2002
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  4. Sir Yerril of Morningmist Guest

    Frieds, eh? She hangs out with eggs, perhaps?
     
    Sir Yerril of Morningmist, Feb 4, 2002
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    [​IMG] I have a serious problem with ALL CAPS.
     
    Extremist, Feb 4, 2002
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    [​IMG] SA is right get SOME BALLS girls like a man not a mouse. be confident and talk to her
     
    Killer Dwarf, Feb 4, 2002
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    Well that's not hard to fix, Extremist. Hit the CAPS LOCK key.

    (A woman has never yet swooned over an anonymous email.)
     
    Shralp, Feb 4, 2002
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    [​IMG] Hey man!
    First question, does she have a boyfriend?
    Here are some thingys that you can test:
    1.(Great balls of fire!)Why don't you just go to her, in front of her friends (who cares!) and give her a big hug!
    Maybe she'll hate you after that and slap you or she'll ask why you hugged her!
    Then explain why, INFRONT OF HER FRIENDS!!
    Look real innoent and cute and she will fall for it!
    2.(Wimp,wimp!) Go to her when she is alone, explain that you sent her the mess and ask her out! If she thinks that you are just sooo stupid, blame me and keep bugging her with your emails!
    3(Prowler!) Go to her home when you know that she is home and ask if you can come in. Then have a talk with her if she is alone and if she has company just tell her that you sent the mail and go!
    If she doesn't care about you then she'll just tell all her friends about it and laugh at you!
    But if she cares she'll come and talk to you again! :)
    4.(Friend!)Find out what she likes the most, and get interested!
    Be her friend!
    Many girls want to know that their boyfriend also can be their friend!
    5. Don't do anything... (This is a BAD suggestion!) If you don't do anything then she'll not notice you and you are screwed!
    Want some more examples?
    (Hope you get any ideas of these suggestions!)
    :D
     
    Eilonwy, Feb 4, 2002
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  9. void Guest

    LOL, I'm still laughing from that post Eilonwy. Make sure that you actually know you like her beyond her physical appearance would be some advice...
     
    void, Feb 5, 2002
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    Hehe...I told you, anonymous emails are a bad idea. Now, Adam, SHUT UP because not all of SP cares about you and Katie Stillwell!
     
    Tiamat, Feb 5, 2002
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    [​IMG] Maybe I should change my nick to I_LOVE_STINE and make desperate threads in the IWD forum?

    [edit]
    This post was meant to irony. Maybe it was a bad joke ;).
    [/edit]

    [This message has been edited by Mollusken (edited February 06, 2002).]
     
    Mollusken, Feb 5, 2002
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    [​IMG] You'd better not. I mailed him not to post again until he changes his username.
     
    Taluntain, Feb 5, 2002
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    in my vast experience (with one girl, and a virgin at that), i have found that if you tell her she will get pregnant if she does not have sex with you, girls will do anything you want them to.
     
    the god, Feb 5, 2002
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    [​IMG] The best way: stalk her. Found out her phone-number and address, try to make a duplicate key of her flat, install hidden cameras, microphones. Talk to her friends, make them like you...

    ONLY the above will work on someone who has to post this in bloody baldur's gate forum!!!

    Love Chris

    PS Or you could take a vow of celibacy - probably a gooood idea
     
    Christopher_Lee, Feb 5, 2002
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    OK god, that's enough nonsense for one day. Don't make me cast you down!
     
    Blackthorne TA, Feb 5, 2002
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    [​IMG] okay, i will cut down on the nonsense from now on (it was my first day!). can't guarantee that my posts won't be weird though.

    where are you KATIE_STILWELL_IS_HOT? what have you changed your name to? do you wish to stay anonymous? have you asked her out? have you committed suicide?

    [This message has been edited by the god (edited February 22, 2002).]
     
    the god, Feb 6, 2002
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    Katie Stillwell is a real lucky girl... :aww:
     
    Christopher_Lee, Feb 22, 2002
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    [​IMG] no she isn't! she has a freaky kid (at least we hope its a freaky kid) stalking her!
     
    the god, Feb 22, 2002
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    His love and devotion are pure and unspoiled. In this world of cynicism and wars and evil it is refreshing and ivigorating seeing love once more. Listen to what he says: he would die for her. :love:

    The great lovers of history: Romeo and Juliet, Tristan and Isolde, Lancelot and Guinevire, Odyssesus and Penelope, Katie Stillwell and KATIE_STILLWELL_IS_HOT.

    Yes I think Katie should count her blessings. I, for one, would be flattered with such affection. And katie, if you're reading this, please give the guy a chance!

    :alien:
     
    Christopher_Lee, Feb 22, 2002
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    anyone else finding it great that you can reply to questions within posts that have already been answered or that are no longer locked?

    yes, i admit it, it was my power that caused the boards to go down and lose the last ten days. ;)
     
    the god, Feb 22, 2002
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