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TOP TEN SEXUALLY SUGGESTIVE LINES IN THE STAR WARS TRILOGY

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by hooligan_inc, Mar 10, 2001.

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  1. hooligan_inc Guest

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    STAR WARS
    10."Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care how it smells!"
    9."Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
    8."Put that thing away before you get us all killed."
    7."You've got something jammed in here real good."
    6."Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
    5."You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
    4."Sorry about the mess..."
    3."Look at the size of that thing!"
    2."Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
    1."She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."

    THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
    10."I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."
    9."Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
    8."There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
    7."But now we must eat. Come, good food, come..."
    6."That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."
    5."Hurry up, golden-rod..."
    4."I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?"
    3."Possible he came in through the south entrance."
    2."And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!"
    1."Control, control! You must learn control!"

    RETURN OF THE JEDI
    10."Hey, point that thing someplace else."
    9."I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me
    master."
    8."I never knew I had it in me."
    7."There is good in him, I've felt it."
    6."Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping-hold on. Grab it, almost... you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me Chewie."
    5."Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me-now I owe you one."
    4."Back door, huh? Good idea!"
    3."She's gonna blow!"
    2."I think you'll fit in nicely."
    1."Rise, my friend."

    But of course, the best is saved for last (from Star Wars):

    "Wedge! Pull out! You're not doing any good back there!
     
    hooligan_inc, Mar 10, 2001
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  2. Blackthorne TA

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    [​IMG] Ah hooligan, I almost bust a gut laughing at all that. I think 6 of Return of the Jedi is the best one though! :D
     
    Blackthorne TA, Mar 10, 2001
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    [​IMG] ROTFLMAO!!

    I can honestly that was one of the funniest things I've ever read....anywhere!

    Kudos to you my friend, kudos to you.
     
    The Amazing Ooopah, Mar 10, 2001
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    [​IMG] Laughed so hard I wet myself.

    200 POSTS! Woo-hoo!
     
    Neverworlder, Mar 10, 2001
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    [​IMG] What can I say, it brought tears to my eyes I laughed so hard. Damn! Keep it coming.
    Heh heh. :cool:
     
    Taluntain, Mar 10, 2001
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    Just keep on rolling!
    You know what time it is!

    That was just so funny! I'm now gonna watch all the movies and howl with laughter!
     
    Sniper, Mar 10, 2001
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    [​IMG] man i cant stop laughing! i think BTA got it right. #6 from Jedi is killing me.
     
    Wingfoot, Mar 11, 2001
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    Christ almighty, that was funny. Great job man. How in the world did you ever come up with that list. Great stuff.
     
    Crawl, Mar 11, 2001
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    That reminded me of the star wars pants jokes
     
    Septic Yogurt, Mar 11, 2001
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    It's funny, though I've seen it somewhere else.
     
    Shura, Mar 11, 2001
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    I agree that it is funny.
     
    Rakanishu, Mar 11, 2001
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    I read them before, but I never saw the Wedge line. :)
     
    Voltric, Mar 12, 2001
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    I will never look at this movie the same way ever... :D

    In the next movie, we will surely learn that Princess Leia used to be a topless dancer...
     
    Wassup, Mar 12, 2001
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    BTW, go look at
    http://www.theforce.net

    and look at the movie maded by fans. Lot of funny stuff there. Try d/l the COPS parody of Star Wars.
     
    Wassup, Mar 12, 2001
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    I have it on my computer, the Troops movies are great. "Are these your droids?" What good stuff!
     
    Voltric, Mar 12, 2001
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    "Ho, it's your cousin's droids... "
     
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    I have Troops on DVD, I got it from TOTAL Movie...Which, by the way, has Josie and the Pussycats on the cover this month!

    Josie and Daphne were my two favorite cartoon chicks! I just love those redheads! WhooHoo! ;)
     
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    Hey, the list missed my favourite from the attack on the 1st Death Star (is that a spoiler)

    'did it go in?'
    'no, it just impacted on the surface.'

    For some other funny Starwars stuff have a look at: http://www.dudestudios.com/stardudes.htm

    And in case you missed the StarWars roleplaying news, have a look at: http://www.station.sony.com/starwars/
    and http://www.lucasarts.com/static/pr/bioware_pr.htm
    The last one could be Starwars meets Baldurs Gate (opps I've just wet myself with excitment)

    [Just fixed your first link there Slappy (needed some space) - BTA]

    [This message has been edited by Blackthorne TA (edited March 13, 2001).]
     
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    [​IMG] Damn Funny hooligan_inc!
     
    Frog, Mar 13, 2001
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    [​IMG] Hehe how many times did you have to watch them to pick up all those? My fave was the Wedge one :)
     
    Nanami, Mar 14, 2001
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