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49 Half Assed Reasons To Reject the Matrix Reloaded

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Nick The Friendly Goth, Apr 27, 2003.

  1. Nick The Friendly Goth Gems: 5/31
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    Of course the spoiler can't be real... I made it up! Jeez people lighten up it's a joke it's a joke like it laugh if you don't then to bad.
     
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    I have actually looked through the script for the matrix reloaded and I think it is a big step down, hopefully they will change it before the movie gets released but at the current state the ending is not really what I would prefer.
     
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    You all probably know that I am a HUGE Matrix fan. I have a major obsession with His Hugoness.
    I am, however, not going to wear a trenchcoat to the premiere. I am not a resisto. I shall dress up as an agent :D And I am dressing up a friend of mine I am draggin along as Trinity :D

    As for the "joke"... if it spoiled the ending for me, I am royally pissed! :mad: I have been purposefully avoiding spoilers for once in my life! If I was spoiled, then, well, I domn't know what to do.

    II don't have the time right now (I am at "work", ahpouldn't post... ) but when I DO have, I shall make a nice, detailed reply to that one.... along these lines:

    Sure, leave a living body behind for an Agent to do a nice relocation spawnage on. Every PiPP is the enemy.

    I can think like a Resisto without being one :D

    (Smith, stop torturing Legsy! there's better use for those feathers!)
     
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    Hmm, can't say i read it all, as i'm really not that interested in trawling through a novel at the moment.

    I did notice this though
    1000 children * £1m = £1000 million. NOT £300 million. Simple maths.

    And yes, i know it is a joke.
     
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    Arabwel if that spoiler is true then I think I would kill my self... An agent? Come on you know that you stand no chance against me because I AM THE ONE... and I should be the one macking out with trinity not that Keanu dood yo! <Sarcasm>

    As for your reply I have thought about it’s a JOKE that’s why it brings up things that are complete crap I don’t want to turn it into an argument don’t take it very seriously...

    Intentioner of the Damned the reason the math is wrong is because it's a joke ok? You don’t pick apart everything jeez.

    I don’t know the future. I didn’t come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell you how it's going to begin. I'm going to get off this message board and then I'm going to show these people what you don’t want them to see. I'm going to show them a world without boarders or boundaries. I’m going to show them a world where anything is possible. Where we go from there is the choice I leave to you.
     
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    This chap is really taking it too hard. Padeen II.

    And sorry, anything is not possible, unless you're God or some preternatural creature I don't believe in. So yeah, don't take it that hard. This place actually is better than 80% of the boards that there are. :rolleyes: :D ;) :p :)
     
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    [​IMG] Sarcasm dosen't translate well over the net I suppsoe... ;)
     
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    It does, but you really don't know how to sound sarcastic without sounding serious.

    *shudders and stomps off*
     
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    Well isn’t that the pot calling the kettle black?

    [ April 28, 2003, 22:01: Message edited by: Exiled_Tainted_Love ]
     
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    The Oracle lady (Gloria Foster) is dead, BTW.
     
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    I know she's dead. That's why the next line is she couldn't be reached for comment.
     
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    No way. Case closed.
     
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    The bit about the spoiler being fake was to appease people like Arabwel. I for one found most of the reasons to be pretty funny. Of course, I actually bothered to read the bit at the top of the page about it being a JOKE. *shrug* I think you guys are taking it a bit too seriously. The fact that you might take it seriously at all means you're taking it too seriously. It's a joke. Laugh if it was funny, ignore it if it wasn't. Don't bust any capillaries over it.
     
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    I know it was a joke. But I still responded like I did. Why? Because I did not find it funny. I would not have found it funny, even without being such a huge fan. Itr simply in my opinion is not funny. I would make that detailed replyu, but I see that it would be useless... it would be as useless as this joke is.

    And as for the spoiler.. I have no way of knowing if this spoiler is as magnificent spoiler as it seems to be.

    And ETL? If I am getting your meaning right, you are suggesting that "my" Trinity is my date for the premiere.... :D tghink again. I do not date irritable preppies who have not actually even seen the original Matrix yet, but whom I am using as Trinity-clones because they bear a suitable resemblaance :D

    Besides, I'll take Smith over any resisto any day of the week. :D

    (*goes off to finish her Agent costume*)
     
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    Meh... The Twins look pretty cool no?
     
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    You do not want me to start on sandwichwes, do you? :D

    I would happily take all the agents. Every one of them. :D Smith, Jones, Brown , the Twins....

    After all, I am the Supreme Agent-Fancier of the boards :D

    (Hmm... I also am the asupreme pervert, it seems...)
     
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    That Ain't Right...
     
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    If you knew what I wanted to DO with them, you'd run screaming, so I'll leave it at that :D

    But I think we all agree that the movie wioll be great, despite the fact that the joke was lame in my opinion, and that we can all get along :D

    (Who, me, weird?)
     
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    I think you're scaring the poor thing.
    Me and Ara, the resident slash-loving sickos of SP.
     
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    [​IMG] ROFL....i posted this at the boards where i moderate....lol...you guys shouldve seen how fast they went off on me....heheheh :D
     
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