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Stupid funnies

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Elios, Jan 24, 2003.

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    Remove all ads!
    What is the stupidist, lamest joke you know.
    Please keep it clean though.
     
    Elios, Jan 24, 2003
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  2. Master of Nuhn

    Master of Nuhn Wear it like a crown Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    Q: What is the longest character in the alphabet?

    A: The O, it has no beginning, nor an end! HAHAHAHA!
     
    Master of Nuhn, Jan 24, 2003
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    reepnorp Lim'n Lime Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!)

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    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

    A: To get to the other side.
     
    reepnorp, Jan 24, 2003
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    Morgoth La lune ne garde aucune rancune Veteran

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    Q - Why shouldnt you go into the woods after 7 o´clock
    A - Since elephants will jump out of trees

    Q - Why does a aligator look so flat
    A - He went into the woods after 7
     
    Morgoth, Jan 24, 2003
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    Q - What's big, red, and eats rocks?
    A - A big red rock eater.

    Q - What happens when you throw a white hat in the Red Sea?
    A - It gets wet.
     
    Blackthorne TA, Jan 25, 2003
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    Two men walked into a bar.

    Ouch, that must have hurt.
     
    Blog, Jan 25, 2003
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    So, a baby seal walks into a club...
     
    Faragon, Jan 25, 2003
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    Q: What is it that is green, small, lives three feet underground and eats rocks?
    A: The little green rock eater.

    Q: If you hole in the ground and drop a rock in it, how far will it fall?
    A: Three feet, because then the little green rock eater eats it! :hahaerr:
     
    Frostmage, Jan 25, 2003
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    I'll tell you a joke about a garbage can.

    It's rubbish.

    (I tell ya, the kid who told me that had a very, very bad day after I broke his nose and locked him in a tumbledryer for speaking such filth)

    :D
     
    Yerril, Jan 25, 2003
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    Q. What's brown and sticky?
    A. A stick.
     
    Lazy Bonzo, Jan 25, 2003
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    Q:What is green and skis?

    A:A skiwi. :hahaerr:
     
    Uytuun, Jan 25, 2003
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  12. Master of Nuhn

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    3 men on a cliff
    Legend tells that the sea will change in whatever they wish during the dive.
    1st: Wine!
    2nd: Beer!
    3rd: Whheeeeeeee!
     
    Master of Nuhn, Jan 26, 2003
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    Q:What is a greenfly with no legs, wings or head?
    A:A bogie
     
    Sniper, Jan 26, 2003
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    Some guy found a genie and the genie said to him "I shall grant you three wishes"
    The man said "I want money"
    The genie gave him a penny, "One penny?? Blood and ashes! "
    As he were covered in blood and ashes he screamed "S H I T"
    Famous last words

    heres another one.

    Three nuns stand before the pope.
    "I have seen a dick" said the first one.
    "Wash your eyes and regrit it" said the pope.
    "I have touched one" said the second nun.
    "Wash your hands and regret it" said the pope.
    Suddenly the third started walking away, "hey where are your going?" said the pope.
    "im going to wash my mouth and regret" said the nun.

    Here are some famous last words.
    The guy in the hot air baloon: I have never been this close to the Eiffel tower before.

    Boromir: Come get some, stupid uruk-hai.

    SWAT bomb defusal guy: Im sure it is the red wire.

    Some evil dude: I am immortal!

    [ January 27, 2003, 00:33: Message edited by: jesper898 ]
     
    Jesper898, Jan 27, 2003
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    Q. In 3 steps, put a giraffe inside a refrigerator.
    A. 1. Open ref door. 2. Put giraffe in. 3. Close ref door.

    Q. In 4 steps, put an elephant inside a refrigerator.
    A. 1. Open ref door. 2. Take out giraffe. 3. Put elephant in. 4. Close ref door.

    Tell some other stupid animal jokes. Then...

    As the king of the jungle, the lion announced a major meeting that all animals should attend. During the meeting, it was found out that one animal was not present. Who is this animal? And why the absence?
    A. The elephant, still freezing in the ref!
     
    nior, Jan 27, 2003
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    The stupidest and most commonly used joke for different groups of discrimination:

    Q: How many blondies does it take to switch a light bulb?

    A: 20, 1 holds the bulb in place as the other 19 grab the house and start to rotate it around (forgive me for probably using the wrong words).

    An example of a good joke, IMO:

    Q: How many microsoft employees does it take to switch a light bulb?

    A: None. The day after tomorrow, an announcement will be made where darkness is made the new standard.
     
    Foradasthar, Jan 27, 2003
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    This three legged dog limps into a bar and announces to the room, "Ah'm lookin' for the man who shot mah paw".

    ---

    This tough looking guy walks into a bar with a set of jumper leads strapped over his shoulder, and in a loud belligerant voice demands a drink. "OK, mister, OK", says the barman, "Just don't start nuthin'".

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    How do you know when vegetable soup has finished cooking?
    The wheelchairs float to the surface. :)
     
    Riddley Walker, Jan 28, 2003
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