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Bomb Iraq - not serious

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Viking, Feb 4, 2003.

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  1. Viking Gems: 19/31
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    Remove all ads!
    [​IMG] If this is not funny I don't know what is!

    (I don't think it's been posted, but if it has, sorry for the duplication).

    All together now:
    (Sung to the tune of "If you're happy and you know it....." )

    If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq. If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq. If the terrorists are frisky, Pakistan is looking shifty, North Korea is too risky, Bomb Iraq.

    If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq. If we think someone has dissed us, bomb Iraq. So to hell with the inspections, Let's look tough for the elections, Close your mind and take directions, Bomb Iraq.

    It's "pre-emptive non-aggression", bomb Iraq. Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq. They've got weapons we can't see, And that's good enough for me 'Cos it's all the proof I need, Bomb Iraq.

    If you never were elected, bomb Iraq. If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq. If you think Saddam's gone mad, With the weapons that he had, (And he tried to kill your dad), Bomb Iraq.

    If your corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq. If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq. If your politics are sleazy, And hiding that ain't easy, And your manhood's getting queasy, Bomb Iraq.

    Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq. For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq. Disagree? We'll call it treason, Let's make war not love this season, Even if we have no reason, Bomb Iraq.

    :lol: even if I say so myself. Thanks to my cousin who sent me this!

    [ February 04, 2003, 14:42: Message edited by: Viking ]
     
    Viking, Feb 4, 2003
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    [​IMG] ROTFL!! "Disagree? We'll call it treason" :lol: :lol:
     
    Faerus Stoneslammer, Feb 4, 2003
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    ROTFLMAO! Man, that was funnier then that Ask Jeeves thing!
     
    reepnorp, Feb 4, 2003
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    Morgoth La lune ne garde aucune rancune Veteran

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    LOL !! :spin:
     
    Morgoth, Feb 4, 2003
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    *Drops his 10 foot pole and runs*

    This thread is like a Nuke counting down :)
     
    Faragon, Feb 4, 2003
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    LMAO, thanks for posting this, Viking! :lol:
     
    Uytuun, Feb 4, 2003
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    My friend at school (an avid left winger) brought this in a while ago and its still as funny now! Our English teacher sang it... which is kind of scary in a way.

    I think it was written for the Mirror newspaper, but I'm not sure.
     
    Ulicus, Feb 4, 2003
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    You could well be right. I heard part of it on 5 Live, but in the car it wasn't easy to meake out the details.

    Who cares who made it though. it is very good! LOTS of cudos!
     
    Viking, Feb 5, 2003
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    :shake: North Korea is pretty risky...and scary, seeing all those rows of soldiers goose-stepping.

    Thank goodness for humor.
     
    The Deviant Mage, Feb 5, 2003
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    LMAO, that song is sad but oh so true. ;)
     
    Kleptomaniac, Feb 5, 2003
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    LOL! This damn song has been posted everywhere around my college and i still don't get tired of it! Brilliant stuff.
     
    Sir Dargorn, Feb 5, 2003
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    Yep, truly brilliant.
     
    Eze, Feb 7, 2003
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    I can imagine my beloved English teacher singing it... LMAO!

    It is sooooo funny!

    *laughs until her head explodes, and gowes to bomb Iraq*

    (whatever...*Squall impression*)
     
    Arabwel, Feb 7, 2003
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    ROTFLMAO :lol:
     
    Sojourner, Feb 8, 2003
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    Yeah, that'a a good one :)
     
    Misiek, Feb 8, 2003
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    More War-on-Terrorism humour:

    Canada has decided to help the United States invade Iraq. They have agreed to send:
    2 battleships
    8,000 ground troops
    6 fighter jets

    After taking into account the Canada/US exchange rate, the US will receive:
    2 canoes
    8 mounties
    6 flying squirrels

    (Hope you don't mind me adding this to your thread but I thought it fit the category of "Bomb Iraq - Not Serious" very well. :) Great song by the way.)
     
    Sprite, Feb 9, 2003
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    That is a kick-butt song, even to a war-hungry maniac like myself.
     
    LKD, Feb 9, 2003
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    :lol: :lol: :lol: ROFLMAO :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
    Khelben, Feb 9, 2003
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    What the hell is wrong with you, that's not funny at all. And I'm not just saying this because I'm American or it offends me. It just isn't funny.
     
    TheLabel, Feb 12, 2003
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    its funny, because its true
     
    Shoshino, Feb 12, 2003
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