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Male or Female

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Belwar, Nov 5, 2002.

  1. Jesper898 Gems: 21/31
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    Im a male, i wouldnt want to be a female but if i were i would be lesbian for sure, i dont think guys are that attractive ;)

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  2. Dragon's Jewel Gems: 14/31
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    I don't know, you've never encountered mine before, you're not one to talk. :p I can introduce you to a couple of people who would be able to argue the point, if you want :D
     
  3. ejsmith Gems: 25/31
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    I think I'd make an awesome woman.

    Most of all, I'd know exactly what a guy wants, and I'd be secure enough with my sexuality to give it to him.

    Or take it from him. Several times a day.
     
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    Interesting question. I'm a guy - I think the name gives that away - and plan on remaining that way mainly because, well, it's all I know. There's just too much about being a woman I couldn't handle. The pains of pregnancy (all the extra weight killing your back) and labour, being all cramped up one week out of four, knowing I'm being paid less though I work the same, not feeling safe alone in the streets at night, not understanding football, etc etc...

    Nah, I'll stick with what I'm good at.
     
  5. Sprite Gems: 15/31
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    I'm a broad. In North America in the 20th century, it's fun to be female and I get a big kick out of the whole game. I have to say though that in pretty much any other time or place I'd rather be a guy. I don't take well to being owned, or treated as weak or inferior.

    Guys, I hate to break it to you, but lesbians don't have much sex. Haven't you ever heard of "lesbian bed death"? A typical lesbian date consists of eating tofu, wearing Birkenstocks, talking earnestly about gender politics and cats, and making plans to settle down together. You'd hate it. :D
     
  6. Intentioner of the Damned Gems: 14/31
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    Not if you're a lesbian porn star :D :p
     
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    I'm a male and want to keep it that way. I t like being a male because in most careers we make more money (I'm not being sexist it's a fact) and I would not like red body fluids squirting out every month, having to put make up on, getting pregnant, and other reasons.
     
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    [​IMG] I... am male. And it's been good being so. It's a little sad to see so much misogyny here, though. In fact, as long as I were to retain most basic qualities/stats which are mine now, it seems it would be fantastic to at least try living from a female body.

    When such questions arise, our thoughts turn almost directly to sexual matters--our sexuality being a prime aspect of having a gender. I get all tingly thinking what it might be like to experience sex as a woman. Maybe you men who are so opposed to trying out life in a female body speak so because you don't treat women as full/pefectly capable human beings?

    I am equally opposed to man-haters, I must say. Though I've certainly known my share of guys who were d@mn beasts, we're not all that way...
     
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    I'm an alien, we don't have genders :D
     
  10. Pac man Gems: 25/31
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    Male, it has it's advantages. :D
     
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    Female... My only complaint is that it hurts when you poke yourself in the eye with a mascara brush...
     
  12. Taza

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    Seems like most here are males (why not surprised?). I am a male too. And also seems like true nerds are destined do disappear.
     
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    I'm female, but would have loved to try being a gay male for some time. Why? Two reasons: 1. The prostate - instant orgasm. 2. To try the sensation of my own dangly parts in silken boxer shorts.
     
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    Not too sure about the prostate "instant orgasm". I've read that it isn't as easy as instant, and requires some work.

    Mind you, i have heard of straight guys taking it from chicks with a strap-on. Not entirely sure about that one, but i guess it must pay off. :mad:
     
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    [​IMG] Yes, a male. It might be hard to believe, but I am a male. Big, smelly, drooling m-a-l-e. Male.
    And I would like to stay as a one, thank you very much; since "she-males" are damn ugly. Urgh...

    Damn I *hate* this "tick-tock" -sound in my head!

    Umm...Fallen Who Can´t Get Up...if you´re an alien of that kind, how do you...reproduce? I mean...eh...with fingers, perhaps...? You know; "splurt...Oh, hey; I´m pregnant! My boys made it!" What if you have...difficulties...in a "job" like that?

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    Female and loving it. Yes, periods are disgusting but pregnancy, childbirth, and breastfeeding were worth the mess. Honestly, I've been on bike rides that hurt worse than giving birth!
     
  17. Dragon's Jewel Gems: 14/31
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    Jeez, what kind of bike-rides were they? Granted, I gave birth to two at once, but I don't think it's all that much different..the second on was easier at any rate. I thought my innards were going to come out of my ears, and then I would throw up my toes. Ten hours of labour too....the epidural was my friend.
     
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    My son was 6 wks early. We thought we were going in for monitoring but I was 8 cm, without realizing I was in active labor!

    As for the bike rides, how about 120 miles in a steady downpour and temps in the 50s? Or maybe the 82-mile ride we did where the temp was in the 20's when we left and made it to 87 before noon, we covered almost 4,000 of climbing (max elevation 7,392 ft.), and we didn't get lunch until 4 pm? Or the metric century where we had 6 flat tires?
     
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    Female

    And I'd be a bloke for the simple reason....
    you don't have to pay in public toilets!!
    (And you can pee where you like anyway)
     
  20. teekc Gems: 23/31
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    Male all the way, to avoid ..err.. period. Male doesn't have to face this kind of monthly troublesome trouble.

    In Malaysia, we have to wear uniform in high school. In my high school, for girls, it is white shirt and skirt. First is the white shirt. Because it is white so most of the time we, the pervet type, can some what 'see through' what's indside. From time to time we will have disscussion of who is wearing what. Then the skirt. The skirt is thicker but still has problem, the real problem. Of my six years in high school, i have encountered 3 unfortunate cases of 'blood stain horror'. The horror is not for me, is for the girls. The stain in the bottom part of the skirt is very obvious. Most of the time, the news will spread and people will look at the girl differently for around a month. The horror. From this kind of experiences, i am absolutely very sure that i wouldn't want to be a girl.

    Even an animal female is very troublesome (no offense). Most of the time, the male will just have the pleasure and go, leaving the female to raise the offsprings. If condition is really bad, the female will have to choose to eat the weakest one(s) to let others to survive (i wouldn't want to do that). Furthermore, in some cases it is not one pair up with another one. For example, a group of males courting a female. The males will fight first only to see who go first. The losers will go later but still get to score.

    There is not way i am going to be a female in my reincarnation, according to my culture.

    [ December 17, 2002, 23:27: Message edited by: teekc ]
     
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