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They Really Do Exist

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Elios, Feb 9, 2003.

  1. Elios Gems: 17/31
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    Remove all ads!
    Ok, I found these people on whitepages.com
    Winkie Poopoo
    Eduardo Viagra
    Johnber Penis
    Timothy Urine
    Anakin Skywalker
    Luke Skywalker
    Marco Urinate
    Mike **** (Seriously. In California)
    Coral Ten Fingers
    Bebop Freely
    I P Freely (again in California)
    Amanda Hugnkiss

    [ February 11, 2003, 21:36: Message edited by: Blackthorne TA ]
     
    Elios, Feb 9, 2003
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  2. Arabwel

    Arabwel Screaming towards Apotheosis Veteran

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    Well, these people I know live in Finland somewhere... They need a bit of explanation, though...

    Anu Saukko can be read as Anus Aukko = Anus Hole

    Hellä Alapää = Sore Nether Region

    Unelma Sirpa Leena = Dream In Shards

    And I personally knew a guy calles Vasili Venkula... the name has no special meaning, but it SOUNDS incredibly funny... his little sister was named Julia Jeketarina Venkula...

    Oh well...

    (Off to the rock)
     
    Arabwel, Feb 9, 2003
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  3. Mesmero

    Mesmero How'd an old elf get the blues?

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    I heard that in Norway you can list yourself with whatever name you want. There are people in the phone book with names such as Superman or Donald Duck.
     
    Mesmero, Feb 9, 2003
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    :lol: Elios, you have WAY too much time on your hands to be flipping through the Whitepages... all the way from Freely to Viagra.
     
    Blog, Feb 9, 2003
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  5. 8people

    8people 8 is just another way of looking at infinite ★ SPS Account Holder Adored Veteran

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    [​IMG] Mr Wanklyn and Ms Faret - my mother works with them :)
     
    8people, Feb 9, 2003
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    I just want to clarify that I DID NOT read the entire phone book! lol. I was just typing in words and seeing if they came up as names. But I did go through a lot more words than names I listed. So I do have too much free time on my hands.
    Anybody in Southern California wanna give me a job?
     
    Elios, Feb 9, 2003
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  7. Master of Nuhn

    Master of Nuhn Wear it like a crown Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    Yeah Silverblade, I read that in 'Metro'. There was also a person called Osama bim (with an M) Laden, several James Bonds and others. There was a widdow, however, who was not allowed to have the name of her died husband, or something like that.
     
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  8. Kitrax

    Kitrax Pantaloons are supposed to go where!?!?

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    I know a John Wanker, and I have heard of a man the lives in or around SLC named Dick Himen. :rolling:
     
    Kitrax, Feb 10, 2003
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    Ok.

    Bonus points to Eze for making the thread.

    Fame and fortune to Ara for taking the cake.

    I mean, I've heard of Santa Claus. And actual porn stars changing their names to Moe Lester and Lara Boobs. But those first two are fairly outstanding.

    And the fact they are in Finland, and not in America, makes it all that much more delicious.
     
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    Ok, found some more:
    Buster Hymen :lol:
     
    Elios, Feb 10, 2003
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  11. Master of Nuhn

    Master of Nuhn Wear it like a crown Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    Years ago there was a chap in my class called Dick de Cock, poor poor boy.
     
    Master of Nuhn, Feb 11, 2003
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    Elios ... WAAAY too much time on your hands!
     
    Mathetais, Feb 11, 2003
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    A collegue of my mother's at the hospital has the unfortunate name or Dr. Stillborn. Guess where he works?
     
    JohnnyRTFM, Feb 12, 2003
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    Fenasi Kerim,can be read as Fena Sikerim and it means "i do it hard" :D
    lol :D
     
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  15. Master of Nuhn

    Master of Nuhn Wear it like a crown Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    Actually, cock is old Dutch for cook and is quite a regular name. So is Di(c)k.
    So there would be quite a lot of regular Dutchies, being rather weird in English speaking countries.
    There is a family in my neighbourhood called Kant (pron. as Kunt)
    Lady Kant (Ledikant) is Dutch for bedstead and her first name is Leni (pron. as Lainy)
    Many jokes possible on this lady.

    [ February 12, 2003, 15:48: Message edited by: Master of Nuhn ]
     
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    I found some more!
    Oliver Clothesoff
    Ben Gay
    Hugh Jass
    Ben Dover
    Jack Mehoff
    F Off (that's how it appears in the phone book)
    I also had a kid in a camp class whoe first name was, ready for this? Sh*thead, pronounce the 'th' together

    [ February 22, 2003, 10:08: Message edited by: Elios ]
     
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    Dutch names are really weird, we Belgians have much more normal names! Sorry Master of Nuhn! :lol: ;) :D :p
     
    Ancalìmon, Feb 22, 2003
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    There's a couple of people called Eric Shin, some that even went to my school!
     
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    There was a very wealthy family in Texas named Hogg.

    They named the children Ima and Ura

    There is a music competition named after Ima Hogg who supported the arts, bless her soul...
     
    scarampella, Feb 23, 2003
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  20. Ofelix

    Ofelix The world changes, we do not, what irony!

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    At my Mother's work she had a client whose name was " Fuc Yu " he was chinesse... guess what someone in a french speaking place has a Last name " Forget " but pronounciation: For-jey-ta pretty weird heh? Hey THAT MY NAME!!!!!

    [ February 25, 2003, 01:48: Message edited by: Dungeon_Master ]
     
    Ofelix, Feb 25, 2003
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