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What Is Your Battle Cry

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Uytuun, Jan 6, 2004.

  1. Jaguar Gems: 27/31
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    [​IMG] My SP name threw me a little.

    My real name wasn't much better.

     
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    Stalking on the terrain, wielding a mighty sword, cometh Baldrak! And he gives a low scream:

    "I'm going to bludgeon you so hard, I will be high on life for years to come!!!"

    Not as funny as I hoped...

    Running amidst the mini-mall parking lot, brandishing a studded crowbar, cometh Baldrak! And he gives a gutteral bellow:

    "By Odin's mighty spear, I slice through beating hearts until everything has croaked!!!"

    This was better...

    Skulking amidst the mini-mall parking lot, clutching a bladed baseball bat, cometh Boris! And he gives a gutteral cry:

    "I'm seriously going to exfoliate you to the bone!"

    Yes, this is really me :rolleyes:
     
  3. Thais Paradox Gems: 3/31
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    Who is that, rampaging out of the fields! It is Paradox, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a cruel scream, his voice cometh:

    "I'm going to f*** you with such disregard for common sense, you will polymorph into a giant bee!!"

    Or even stranger......

    Yea, verily: Who is that, rampaging across the plains! It is Thais, hands clutching a reflective halberd! He grunts apocalyptically:

    "I'm going to hack into your brain, and type rm -rf !"
     
  4. Baezlebub Gems: 18/31
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    SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Not quite, but I prefer this one. The one that it generated was inappropriate.
     
  5. Satiana Fearbringer Gems: 11/31
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    Striding over the cliffs, brandishing an oversized scalpel, cometh Satiana! And she gives a vengeful roar:

    "I'm going to pulverize you until I am off parole!"


    Oh dear....could you imagine me saying something like that! ROTFLMAO An oversized scalpel? I want and wish to imagine that this is really a two handed sword. ;)
     
  6. Sir Belisarius

    Sir Belisarius Viconia's Boy Toy Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder

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    [​IMG]
    When do you get paroled?
     
  7. Satiana Fearbringer Gems: 11/31
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    Leave it to you to ask such a thing! tisk tisk Sir Bel!
     
  8. Sir Belisarius

    Sir Belisarius Viconia's Boy Toy Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder

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    [​IMG] Teehee hee hee hee hee :grin: :spin: :roll: :lol:
     
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    Lo! Who is that, skulking through the terrain! It is Kitiara, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with a bloodthirsty roar, her voice cometh:

    "I'm going to smack you faster than the speed of sound!!"

    And Oh my is all I can say for my real name

    Sprinting out of the icy wasteland, swinging a reflective halberd, cometh Colleen! And she gives a gutteral howl:

    "I'm going to f*** you so thoroughly, you will not be able to see straight!!" :x
     
  10. Hacken Slash

    Hacken Slash OK... can you see me now?

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    OK...

    We'll be forming up the line over here to be Coleen/Kitiara's next victim...

    Hey guys, quite shoving...

    I think Splunge was here first.
     
  11. Splunge

    Splunge Bhaal’s financial advisor Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    [​IMG] Yup! :D
     
  12. Septic Yogurt Gems: 9/31
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    Striding across the hotel lobby, carrying a vorpal blade, cometh Septic Yogurt! And he gives a mighty grunt:

    "I'm going to pulverize you all the way to Wienerwald, and sever every head in sight!!"

    decapitation is awesome
     
  13. Master of Nuhn

    Master of Nuhn Wear it like a crown Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    Who is that, sprinting through the icy wasteland! It is Master Of Nuhn, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! And with a low howl, his voice cometh:

    "I'm going to blow a bullet-hole in you the size of God!!"

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    Zang! Who is that, running through the tarmac! It is Elaellur Sunthunder, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a gutteral bellow, his voice cometh:

    "I'm going to smash you until the sun burns out, then make toast!!"
     
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    [​IMG] As LB

    "Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling across the cliffs! It is LB, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a cruel howl, his voice cometh:

    "I'm going to hump you so forcibly, you'll age fifty years!!"

    As Lazy Bonzo

    Striding amidst the freeway, swinging an oversized scalpel, cometh Lazy Bonzo! And he gives a gutteral cry:

    "I'm going to torment you into the danger zone!!!"

    Real Name

    "I'm going to clobber you so heinously, you will drink poison and piss honey!!"

    Alternative Gaming Name

    Prowling over the icy wasteland, swinging a studded crowbar, cometh ZarLZ! And he gives a cruel cry:

    "I'm going to bake your brains with the heat of my fury!"

    I never knew you could bake with a crowbar :heh:
     
  15. Volsung Gems: 14/31
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    With my board name:
    Skulking through the hotel lobby, attacking with gilded boxing gloves, cometh Volsung! And he gives a mighty cry:

    "You in some **** now, muhfuh! I desecrate like a mad dog who can only get madder!!!"

    And my real name:
    Who is that, prowling across the terrain! It is Alexandros, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a vengeful bellow, his voice cometh:

    "I'm going to hump you until you're a Dungeons & Dragons statistic!!!"
    (LOL!!!)

    And with the english version of my real name:
    Rampaging across the wasteland, brandishing two hardened pitas, cometh Alexander! And he gives a gutteral howl:

    "Ares, God of War, be praised! I pillage until there is no more hope!"

    [ January 08, 2004, 20:27: Message edited by: Volsung ]
     
  16. Xei Win Toh Gems: 17/31
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    I still am the only one polymorphing people into giant Sporks :shake:
     
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