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POLL: Was Noober memorable?

Discussion in 'Baldur's Gate (Classic)' started by Barney Battletoes, Jul 31, 2004.

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  1. Barney Battletoes Gems: 1/31
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    Who out there remembers noober?

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    Poll Results: Was Noober memorable? (52 votes.)

    Was Noober memorable? (Choose 1)
    * Yeah, I remember that crazy character! - 98% (51)
    * Who? - 2% (1)
     
    Barney Battletoes, Jul 31, 2004
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  2. Earl Grey

    Earl Grey Mmm... hot tea! Veteran

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    Yes, naturally he was a memorable character. I think we've all met - or we will meet - someone like Noober in real life.
     
    Earl Grey, Jul 31, 2004
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  3. Loerand

    Loerand My heart holds no fear for death

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    (Almost) A stupid question. Who doesn't, after all?
     
    Loerand, Jul 31, 2004
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    Like Earl Grey mentioned, the question could have been "Who has not met a Noober in real life?"
     
    Mollusken, Jul 31, 2004
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    Noober is one of the few things that sticks out in my memory of BG1
     
    Korgal the Strong, Jul 31, 2004
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    Triactus United we stand, divided we fall Veteran

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    Ah man, Noober. Everytime I play Baldur's Gate, I dread the moment I have to meet him again... :(

    But seriously, when you meet someone like that, don't you juste want to lie on the ground in a foetal position and rock back and forth? Well, thinking about it, Noober (and all the noobers out there) is kind of like a bear. If you see one, take a stick, it the ground with it, move a lot and shout loudly to drive him off. If it doesn't work, try, as a last resort, to lie down, play dead and hope he goes away... :D
     
    Triactus, Jul 31, 2004
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  7. Harbourboy

    Harbourboy Take thy form from off my door! Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    The best bit is how you can actually get some XP if you put up with him for long enough.
     
    Harbourboy, Aug 1, 2004
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    same as in real life. hehe
     
    Enagonios, Aug 1, 2004
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    Yeah, no one who has played baldur's gate for real forgets noober.
     
    GodRules44, Aug 1, 2004
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    I remember that mother******. Even though I know you can get XP from listening to him I always kill him on sight. Same thing with Neeber in BG II.
     
    Bahir the Red, Aug 1, 2004
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  11. Urithrand

    Urithrand Mind turning the light off? ★ SPS Account Holder Veteran

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    Neeber wasn't nearly as memorable as Noober. Everytime he creeps up on me in trademeet I sigh and think "Oh yeah, him" No-one could ever forger Noober like that. He's ten times more aggravating.
     
    Urithrand, Aug 1, 2004
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    Noober. Ah, the memories of how Edwin could cast a spell and plow him into the ground.

    The memories...
     
    Jaguar, Aug 3, 2004
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  13. Sir Belisarius

    Sir Belisarius Viconia's Boy Toy Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder

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    Uggh. Noober and Neeber, two of the most annoyingly funny characters of BG & BG2!!! I sucked it up, listened to them, and collected the xp. Plus, having a paladin in my party, throwing a pebble to kill them just isn't right!
     
    Sir Belisarius, Aug 3, 2004
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  14. Urithrand

    Urithrand Mind turning the light off? ★ SPS Account Holder Veteran

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    Jaguar, don't... You're starting me off.... [Wipes a nostalgic tear]
     
    Urithrand, Aug 4, 2004
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    lol i killed him lik ethe first 10 times i played the game, ^^ after that i just laughed at him lol
     
    Dradeel, Aug 4, 2004
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    NO one forgets noober!i killed him the first time i played the game..now i just charm him and make him do stuff..good guy...
     
    Jolt, Aug 6, 2004
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    [​IMG] Ugh...that whole "heya" bit, repeated so many times... If it weren't for the fact my party's usually low on XP when I meet him, I'd answer those questions of his with a rock to the head.
    Anyone else think he sounds like that guy in the Verizon Wireless commericals? "Can you hear me now?" Can't be that big a coincidence! LOL
     
    Tananda, Aug 10, 2004
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    [​IMG] Ah...Noober, what a troubled young man, if only I had payed him my attention and not got Minsc to cut him in half. Little did I know (after reading a walkthrough) the little git was packing more experience than killing him, so I listened to his banterings, got the experience and walked off. Just before I decided to head off to the Gnoll Stronghold, I paused thinking "Why did I let him live?" and shot him for fun...oh well.

    ...oh and by the way...

    Heya.

    I killed a rabbit, Im experienced now.

    Are you going to throw stones at me?

    How about now?
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    Son of Bhaal, Aug 11, 2004
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    I always killed him just for annoying me. I did try to give him a chance to wander away. Honest :D .
     
    Vermillion, Aug 13, 2004
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  20. Baronius

    Baronius Mental harmony dispels the darkness ★ SPS Account Holder Veteran

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    Hehe, who could forget Noober!?

    This is not the last type of sentence he says, though. :)
     
    Baronius, Sep 1, 2004
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