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Literal pain in the you know what!
Posted Mon, 5th Apr '10 at 10:59pm by CelticDream
Y'know, this is just my luck. I'm not sure if it's a re-injured muscle from when I slipped on the ice back in late Dec./early Jan. at my college campus (the idiots don't know how to treat the parking lot), or if I just slept stupid one night... but I pulled a muscle in my left butt cheek. I've been dealing with it for at least a week now and it seems to be getting more painful as each day passes. Makes it difficult to walk, sit, crouch, etc. In fact, I don't know what hurts worse - this or the one time, when I was 10 years old, I slipped while playing on a jungle gym and had one of those metal bars meet me smack between the legs (and yes, guys, it hurts just as bad on a female as it does for a male lol).
Funny thing is - even though it hurts like hell, the place where I have the muscle pull cracks me up. As I sit here typing this, I'm giggling pretty hard and of course, it's pulling a bit on that muscle and so I'm cringing while I'm laughing. Now if anyone tells me I'm a pain in the ass, I can glibly reply "No I'm not, but I have one if you'd like to borrow it!"
Funny thing is - even though it hurts like hell, the place where I have the muscle pull cracks me up. As I sit here typing this, I'm giggling pretty hard and of course, it's pulling a bit on that muscle and so I'm cringing while I'm laughing. Now if anyone tells me I'm a pain in the ass, I can glibly reply "No I'm not, but I have one if you'd like to borrow it!"
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I hope you've got plenty of ibuprofen on hand for that
or something similar 
I'm going to have to go bully my doctors for a top up on my meds soon, I have both hips getting stuck out of joint and a coccyx that has learnt it can dislocate, so with you in the pain in the arse!Posted Tue, 6th Apr '10 at 2:34am by 8people 
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I once fell on my arse in the ice. Hurts like buggery. On the plus side, as I was lying there with my legs in the air I realised that I was about to go to work with odd shoes on!Posted Wed, 7th Apr '10 at 11:53pm by Silvery
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8 - I definitely have plenty of ibuprofen on hand for it! Also been raiding my stash of muscle relaxers that were left over from the back injury. Helps a ton! And I wonder who came up with the medical/technical term of coccyx when tailbone is so much easier to say - tho coccyx sounds funnier
Silvery - yeah it does hurt like buggery. What an interesting way to realize that you had mismatched shoes though!Posted Thu, 8th Apr '10 at 1:57am by CelticDream
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Or you could always ask a friend to massage your pulled muscle...Posted Tue, 13th Apr '10 at 5:31pm by Triactus
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I wish I had a friend who I could ask to massage it for me
Posted Tue, 13th Apr '10 at 10:32pm by CelticDream
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Well I would sacrifice myself if I could...
Posted Tue, 13th Apr '10 at 11:11pm by Triactus
